FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

When hinges creak in a doorless theater, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other! Welcome to FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret Kindly join us inside the haunted Alberta Rose Theatre, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons- where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate… there’s no turning back now. Hurry back. We’re dying to tease you. Featured performers TBA. TICKETS: $25 GA Advance $35 GA At the Door $40 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 7 rows of the center section – available in advance only)(Our tickets sell quickly – purchase early! Lacy Productions have a history of selling out! ) Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door. 21 & over only Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
BOOKLOVER’S BURLESQUE: A Midsummer Night’s Tease

“We know what we are but know not what we may be…” HUZZAH! ‘Tis time for The Bard and Burlesque to marry as Lacy Productions presents… BOOKLOVER’S BURLESQUE: A Midsummer Night’s Tease (Shakespeare Edition) Booklover’s Burlesque is the world’s sexiest literary salon which matches titillating, inspiring, and empowering book readings with burlesque, boylesque, and draglesque performances all in one show! Professional readers, actors, and/or local authors & writers read aloud a piece of poetry, fiction (from any genre), memoir, non-fiction, etc, which is then followed by a burlesque performance inspired by the piece. Pray join us merry wanderers of the night for a most bawdy time with the Bard– a bit of summertime “Shakespeare After Dark” — as only Booklover’s Burlesque can bring! BOOKLOVER’S BURLESQUE: A Midsummer Night’s Tease Come curious. Leave transformed. ——- ADVANCE TICKETS: (Our tickets sell quickly- Purchase early! Our last three BOOKLOVER’S BURLESQUE shows SOLD OUT! ) $25 GA Advance$30 GA At the Door$35 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 5 rows of the center section – available in advance only)——- Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door. 21 & over only Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

When hinges creak in a doorless theater, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other! Welcome to FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret Kindly join us inside the haunted Alberta Rose Theatre, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons- where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate… there’s no turning back now. Hurry back. We’re dying to tease you. Featured performers TBA. TICKETS: $25 GA Advance $35 GA At the Door $40 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 7 rows of the center section – available in advance only)(Our tickets sell quickly – purchase early! Lacy Productions have a history of selling out! ) Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door. 21 & over only Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
A BETTER TRIP with Shane Mauss

Journey into the mind of a psychedelic astronaut with a consciousness-expanding comedy show that will leave you mesmerized. At the intersection of science and psychedelics comes A Better Trip, the latest work from Shane Mauss.Originally conceived for his springtime residency at AREA15 in Las Vegas–this hilariously heady event highlights Shane’s personal psychedelic experiences and examines the history, science, and culture of psychedelics … but wait, there’s more! It’s also accompanied by a HUGE display of mind-blowing visuals and custom animations that back the entire performance.About Shane MaussAward-winning comedian, science podcaster, and mental health advocate, Shane Mauss relentlessly integrates his life, interests, and imagination into his material. The result of that effort is content and live show experiences that are as authentic & thoughtful as they are entertaining & innovative.His Comedy Central “Tales From The Trip” videos have millions of views on YouTube, and his last SOLD-OUT tour (“A Good Trip”) inspired the documentary film “Psychonautics: A Comic’s Exploration of Psychedelics.” TV/Podcast Appearances include Kimmel, Conan, Showtime, WTF, You Made it Weird, Duncan Trussell’s Family Hour, and more.About The VisualsMichael Strauss is a VJ, digital artist, and event producer from Los Angeles who has crafted psychedelic audiovisual experiences and immersive environments for nearly 20 years.By improvising with technology and creativity, he has enhanced the live experience for countless artists by opening hearts, lifting spirits, and blowing minds with his stunning real-time visual work. Tickets: $25 GA Advance$30 GA At the Door$40 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 7 rows of the center section – available in advance only) 21 & over only Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

When hinges creak in a doorless theater, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other! Welcome to FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret Kindly join us inside the haunted Alberta Rose Theatre, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons- where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate… there’s no turning back now. Hurry back. We’re dying to tease you. Featured performers TBA. TICKETS: $25 GA Advance $35 GA At the Door $40 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 7 rows of the center section – available in advance only)(Our tickets sell quickly – purchase early! Lacy Productions have a history of selling out! ) Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door. 21 & over only Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
The Salty Siblings present The Harvest Hootenanny

Down on the farm, the Salty Siblings are at it again with another live variety show! This year, the Salty Siblings’ are getting rustic and agrarian with the Harvest Hootenanny. This show will transport you to an evening of zany homespun nonsense as it showcases both local talent and touring acts from all over the state. The Harvest Hootenanny will celebrate the fall season with a crop of breathtaking burlesque dancers, delicious drag performers, magical magicians, musical musicians, and many many more! One night only in Portland! Tickets: $25 GA Advance$30 GA At the Door$45 VIP with Preferred Seating and a merchandise package from the artists (seating in first 3 rows of the center section – available in advance only) 21 & over only Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
Fused Creative presents AFTERGLOW: A Post-Pride Extravaganza

While Pride Month is officially in June, we all know that true pride never ends! Join us on July 9th as we celebrate the multi-faceted queer experience with “Afterglow: A Post-Pride Extravaganza”. This show will feature art, film, live music, burlesque, comedy, and drag performances from some of Portland’s most celebrated LGBTQIA+ artists. Highlights include: The world premiere of “Gay Kids”, the new music video from Renée Muzquiz A burlesque performance by Dahlia Kash, the creator and producer of Melange PDX Portland drag icon Jayla Rose Sullivan, star of “Lizzo’s Watch Out for the Big Grrrls” on Amazon Prime Come bathe in the welcoming light of “Afterglow”! This production is possible thanks to a generous grant from the Regional Arts & Culture Council. Tickets:$10 Discount GA$20 Regular GA$30 Supporter GA$50 VIP includes preferred seating in the front rows of the center section and one (1) drink ticket Ages 18+ only Per OLCC rules, ages 18 – 20 must be accompanied by a parent or guardian Review our Health and Safety Policies HERE
Cabaret des Arts: A Fusion of Visual Arts & Burlesque

“To create one’s world in any of the arts takes courage.”-Georgia O’Keeffe Feel the power of the visual and performing arts intertwined as Lacy Productions & The Alberta Rose Theatre present… CABARET DES ARTS: A Fusion of Visual Arts & Burlesque Cabaret des Arts raises up sex & body positivity, feminism, and inclusivity through the visual arts and the art of burlesque! Join us as we merge the visual and performing arts together and experience an empowering, entertaining, and exclusive evening of artistic sensuality. Begin your evening at 7pm perusing our intimate Artist Exhibition (showcasing PNW local artists working in a variety of mediums) while enjoying drinks and delights and preparing for our Cabaret des Arts show. Afterwards, our Cabaret des Arts show begins at 8pm inside the historic Alberta Rose Theatre, where burlesque inspired by both classic and contemporary works of art will come to life upon the stage. Come to the Cabaret des Arts.Where art is always a cabaret! ——- ADVANCE TICKETS: (Our tickets sell quickly- Purchase early! Our last three BOOKLOVER’S BURLESQUE shows SOLD OUT! ) $25 GA Advance$30 GA At the Door$35 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 5 rows of the center section – available in advance only)——- Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door. 21 & over only Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

When hinges creak in a doorless theater, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other! Welcome to FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret Kindly join us inside the haunted Alberta Rose Theatre, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons- where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate… there’s no turning back now. STARRING: Nox Falls (Seattle) Valerie Veils (Olympia) Solangerie (Olympia) The Infamous Nina Nightshade Lily Le Fauve Duo Alpha Kitten Megz Madrone Temera Titty MissDoe Chanterelle David D. Daniels Anna Nymph Kitt’n Around With your Ghost Host Professor D. R. Schreiber (The Historical Conjurer) Hurry back. We’re dying to tease you. TICKETS: $25 GA Advance $35 GA At the Door $40 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 5 rows of the center section – available in advance only)(Our tickets sell quickly – purchase early! Lacy Productions have a history of selling out! ) Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door. 21 & over only Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
DAPPERLESQUE

Dare to be different. Dare to be desirous. Dare to be DAPPER. Experience a stylishly seductive, decidedly debonair gender bending medley of burlesque and drag as Lacy Productions and The Alberta Rose Theatre present DAPPERLESQUE: A Gender Bending Burlesque CabaretBringing you the most smartly-dressed, dashingly sultry, and dare we say rakish performance artists from burlesque, boylesque, draglesque, and drag king communities around the world- here to cut a fine sexy figure, share the many, many forms of Dapperness, and seduce us all from upon their royal stage. Lacy Productions bring together sauciness, sophistication, and sexiness to all their shows! Join us as we welcome you most intimately into the decadence that is DAPPERLESQUE.Grab your tickets in advance- our tickets sell fast! $25 GA Advance$30 GA At the Door$40 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 7 rows of the center section – available in advance only) —— Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door. 21 & over only Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE