FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret
When hinges creak in a doorless theater, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other! Welcome to FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret Kindly join us inside the haunted Alberta Rose Theatre, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons- where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate… there’s no turning back now. STARRING: Nox Falls (Seattle) Valerie Veils (Olympia) Solangerie (Olympia) The Infamous Nina Nightshade Lily Le Fauve Duo Alpha Kitten Megz Madrone Temera Titty MissDoe Chanterelle David D. Daniels Anna Nymph Kitt’n Around With your Ghost Host Professor D. R. Schreiber (The Historical Conjurer) Hurry back. We’re dying to tease you. TICKETS: $25 GA Advance $35 GA At the Door $40 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 5 rows of the center section – available in advance only)(Our tickets sell quickly – purchase early! Lacy Productions have a history of selling out! ) Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door. 21 & over only Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
Booklover’s Burlesque – Revenge of the Sci-Fi Edition
Booklover’s Burlesque – Revenge of the Sci-Fi Edition “In science fiction, we dream…” -Ray Bradbury Journey through time and space into worlds where dreams are born as Lacy Productions and The Alberta Rose Theatre present Booklover’s Burlesque is the world’s sexiest literary salon which matches titillating, inspiring, and empowering book readings with burlesque, boylesque, and draglesque performances all in one show! Professional readers, actors, and/or local authors & writers read aloud a piece of poetry, fiction (from any genre), memoir, non-fiction, etc, which is then followed by a burlesque performance inspired by the piece. Join us as we expand our minds, explore the unknown, and boldly go where Booklover’s Burlesque has never gone before! Cast TBA Feel the heat of supernova sensuality with us! Grab your tickets in advance- our tickets sell fast! $25 GA Advance$30 GA At the Door$40 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 7 rows of the center section – available in advance only) —— Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door. 21 & over only Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
DAPPERLESQUE
Dare to be different. Dare to be desirous. Dare to be DAPPER. Experience a stylishly seductive genderbending medley of burlesque and drag as Lacy Productions and The Alberta Rose Theatre present DAPPERLESQUE: A Decidedly Debonair Cabaret Extraordinaire Bringing you the most smartly-dressed, dashingly sultry, and dare we say rakish performance artists from burlesque, boylesque, draglesque, and drag king communities around the world- here to cut a fine sexy figure, share the many, many forms of Dapperness, and seduce us all from upon their royal stage. Lacy Productions bring together sauciness, sophistication, intelligence and sexiness to all their shows! Join us as we welcome you most intimately into the decadence that is DAPPERLESQUE. Are you ready? Grab your tickets in advance- Lacy Productions has a history of selling out! $25 GA Advance $30 GA At the Door $35 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 6 rows of the center section – available in advance only) —— Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door. 21 & over only _________________________________________________ The Alberta Rose Theater will no longer be requiring masks for entry in alignment with the recent announcement from Oregon Governor Kate Brown. The Oregon Health Authority still recommends masking for people at higher risk from COVID-19, including unvaccinated people and immunocompromised people. While face masks are no longer mandatory, our staff will continue to wear them and we highly encourage that you wear one as well. Mandatory COVID-19 vaccine requirements remain in place until Sunday, March 20th. Please bring your proof of a full course vaccination with a matching ID to this event. We will continue to monitor the CDC, state and local guidance to set our policies and some artists and events may have specific policies that ticket holders must adhere to. Please do not attend the show if you are feeling sick in any way. This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level. These guidelines may change prior to performance. MORE INFORMATION HERE These policy changes will be in effect until further notice. Thank you for your ongoing support and patience while we navigate these unsure times.
A BURLY CAROL: A Burlesque Tale
Warm yourself from winter’s chill with the most sexy of holiday ghost tales that ever was told as Lacy Productions and The Alberta Rose Theater presents… A BURLY CAROL: A Burlesque Tale Inspired by “A Christmas Carol” on Wednesday, December 20 & Thursday, December 21, 2023 at The Alberta Rose Theatre in Portland, OR TICKET PRICES:$25 GA Advance$35 GA At the Door$40 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 7 rows of the center section – available in advance only) Don’t be a humbug… get your tickets today! Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door. 18 & over only. Due to OLCC rules, anyone under 21 must be accompanied by a parent or guardian. Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
BOOKLOVER’S BURLESQUE: The Sci-Fi Edition
“In science fiction, we dream…” -Ray Bradbury Journey through time and space into worlds where dreams are born as Lacy Productions and The Alberta Rose Theatre present BOOKLOVER’S BURLESQUE: The Sci-Fi Edition Booklover’s Burlesque is the world’s sexiest literary salon which matches titillating, inspiring, and empowering book readings with burlesque, boylesque, and draglesque performances all in one show! Professional readers, actors, and/or local authors & writers read aloud a piece of poetry, fiction (from any genre), memoir, non-fiction, etc, which is then followed by a burlesque performance inspired by the piece. Join us as we expand our minds, explore the unknown, and boldly go where Booklover’s Burlesque has never gone before! Cast TBA Feel the heat of supernova sensuality with us! BOOKLOVER’S BURLESQUE: The Sci-Fi Edition Come curious. Leave transformed. Grab your tickets in advance- our tickets sell fast! $25 GA Advance $30 GA At the Door $35 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 6 rows of the center section – available in advance only) —— Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door. 21 & over only Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
A BURLY CAROL: A Burlesque Tale
Warm yourself from winter’s chill with the most sexy of holiday ghost tales that ever was told as Lacy Productions and The Alberta Rose Theater presents… A BURLY CAROL: A Burlesque Tale Inspired by “A Christmas Carol” on Wednesday, December 20 & Thursday, December 21, 2023 at The Alberta Rose Theatre in Portland, OR TICKET PRICES:$25 GA Advance$35 GA At the Door$40 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 7 rows of the center section – available in advance only) Don’t be a humbug… get your tickets today! Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door. 21 & over only Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
DAPPERLESQUE: A Gender Bending Burlesque Cabaret
Dare to be different. Dare to be desirous. Dare to be DAPPER. Experience a stylishly seductive, decidedly debonair gender bending medley of burlesque and drag as Lacy Productions and The Alberta Rose Theatre present DAPPERLESQUE: A Gender Bending Burlesque Cabaret Doors at 7pmShow at 8pm Bringing you the most smartly-dressed, dashingly sultry, and dare we say rakish performance artists from burlesque, boylesque, draglesque, and drag king communities around the world – here to cut a fine sexy figure, share the many, many forms of Dapperness, and seduce us all from upon their royal stage.Lacy Productions bring together sauciness, sophistication, intelligence and sexiness to all their shows! Join us as we welcome you most intimately into the decadence that is DAPPERLESQUE. Are you ready?—–Cast to be announced SOON! TICKETS: $25 GA Advance $35 GA At the Door $40 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 5 rows of the center section – available in advance only)(Our tickets sell quickly – purchase early! Lacy Productions have a history of selling out! ) Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door. 21 & over only Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
Live Wire with Luke Burbank
Join Emmy award-winning host Luke Burbank for the taping of Live Wire, the fastest growing entertainment show on public radio. We’ve got a late-night stride, an Oscar Wilde wit, and the charisma of Ferris Bueller grand marshaling a parade. Music, comedy, and conversation, live and packed with surprises. With special guests Cecily Wong, No-No Boy, and more!$30 Advance$45 Preferred Seating (First 5 rows of Front Center Section – available in advance only) Click HERE for tickets. Doors open at 6:30 Guests subject to change. LIVE WIREMinors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardian. Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
Live Wire with Luke Burbank
Join Emmy award-winning host Luke Burbank for the taping of Live Wire, the fastest growing entertainment show on public radio. We’ve got a late-night stride, an Oscar Wilde wit, and the charisma of Ferris Bueller grand marshaling a parade. Music, comedy, and conversation, live and packed with surprises. With special guests Jon Mooallem, John Craigie, and more!$30 Advance$45 Preferred Seating (First 5 rows of Front Center Section – available in advance only) Click HERE for tickets. Doors open at 6:30 Guests subject to change. LIVE WIREMinors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardian. Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
Live Wire with Luke Burbank
Join Emmy award-winning host Luke Burbank for the taping of Live Wire, the fastest growing entertainment show on public radio. We’ve got a late-night stride, an Oscar Wilde wit, and the charisma of Ferris Bueller grand marshaling a parade. Music, comedy, and conversation, live and packed with surprises. With special guests Jelani Memory, Patterson Hood, and more!$30 Advance$45 Preferred Seating (First 5 rows of Front Center Section – available in advance only) Click HERE for tickets. Doors open at 6:30 Guests subject to change. LIVE WIREFully vaccinated minors ok with parent/guardian COVID SAFETY POLICY: All ticket holders are required to show proof of full COVID vaccination. This means that ticket holders have received their final vaccination dose of either the two-dose regimen of the Pfizer or Moderna vaccines or one dose of Johnson & Johnson at least 14 days prior to the event date. A booster shot is required if 6 months have passed since your Pfizer or Moderna series or 2 months have passed since your J&J shot. If you have received your first doses, but not the booster, you may provide a negative covid test along with your proof of vaccination.A negative covid test will not be accepted for entry for unvaccinated people. Also, in accordance with state and local guidelines, face masks are required for entry. Masks must completely cover nose and mouth. Gaiters and bandanas are not acceptable. Please wear a high-filtration efficiency mask with a tight fit to the face, such as a KN95 or N95.Masks must be worn at all times except while actively eating or drinking. Prolonged periods of mask removal are not permitted for eating or drinking—masks must be worn between bites and sips.Children ages 4 and under, for whom there is currently no vaccine available, are not permitted to attend. Ages 5 and up must provide proof of a full course vaccination. This means 14 days have passed since the completed vaccination.___________________________________________________________Please do not attend the show if you are feeling sick in any way. We will exchange or reschedule your ticket.The mandate stipulates that performers in live theater events are not required to be masked. In most cases, our performers will not be masked. Depending on the audience size, distancing may not be possible.This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level. These guidelines may change prior to performance.___________________________________________________________Thank you, thank you, thank you for your understanding!
