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RESURRECTION: A Benefit for The Steep and Thorny Way to Heaven

This Easter Sunday, help us repair and rehome legendary inner southeast industrial performance and rehearsal venue, The Steep and Thorny Way to Heaven! Join some of Portland’s best alternative performing artists as we throw one heck of a party to help raise the funds it will take to fully “resurrect” this beloved Portland institution. Featuring mini sets from The Steep and Thorny Way to Heaven’s signature monthly events Oddville: A New Vaudevillian Tradition and their haunted music series SEANCE, as well as performances from alumni performers such as Jacki Ward (Cirque Du Soleil), Lacy Knightly (Booklover’s Burlesque), The PDX Broadsides, immersive theater company Speculative Drama, and more! Celebrating the broad spectrum of performance disciplines and artistic excellence that has graced the Steep and Thorny stage for the last 12 years, this is a night not to be missed! Spring means new life, new growth, and a rebirth, so don’t miss this opportunity to help The Steep and Thorny Way to Heaven off the cross and back into the light! Want to support a little extra and get the best seats in the room? High Flyer VIP tickets include reservations for the best seats for aerial performances, a gift bag of goodies from Steep and Thorny and our sponsors, and your very own (literal) piece of The Steep and Thorny Way to Heaven to take home! In addition to an all-star lineup of performances, RESURRECTION features custom drink specials from Steep and Thorny mixologists Myrrh Larsen and Megan Skye Hale and a raffle with prizes from performance groups, artisans, and local Portland businesses including Stumptown Coffee, Queer 101, Lacy Productions, Speculative Drama and more!  And in Steep and Thorny tradition,  come down in costume celebrating resurrection of any kind and we’ll even give you a special treat at the door.   Performers: PDX Broadsides, Jacki Ward, Myrrh Larsen, Speculative Drama, Lacy Knightly, and more to be announced!MC: Megan Skye HaleProducers: The Steep and Thorny Way to Heaven, Misfit Academy (501(c)(3)) Tickets$32 General Admission$49 Preferred Seating (first three rows of center section) $100 High Flyer (preferred seating for aerial performances plus VIP door gift and a piece of The Steep and Thorny Way to Heaven)21 & over only Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE

FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

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When hinges creak in a doorless theater, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other!  Welcome to FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret Kindly join us inside the haunted Alberta Rose Theatre, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons- where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate… there’s no turning back now. Hurry back. We’re dying to tease you.  Featured performers TBA. TICKETS: $30 GA Advance $40 GA At the Door $45 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 7 rows of the center section – available in advance only)Our tickets sell quickly – purchase early!  Lacy Productions have a history of selling out!   Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door.   21 & over only   Review our venue FAQ here

FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

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When hinges creak in a doorless theater, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other!  Welcome to FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret Kindly join us inside the haunted Alberta Rose Theatre, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons- where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate… there’s no turning back now. Hurry back. We’re dying to tease you.  Featured performers TBA.Our tickets sell quickly – purchase early!  Lacy Productions have a history of selling out!   Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door.   21 & over only   Review our venue FAQ here

FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

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When hinges creak in a doorless theater, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other!  Welcome to FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret Kindly join us inside the haunted Alberta Rose Theatre, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons- where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate… there’s no turning back now. Hurry back. We’re dying to tease you.  Featured performers TBA. TICKETS: $30 GA Advance $40 GA At the Door $45 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 7 rows of the center section – available in advance only)Our tickets sell quickly – purchase early!  Lacy Productions have a history of selling out!   Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door.   21 & over only   Review our venue FAQ here

FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

etix FOOLISH 3252351741892434

When hinges creak in a doorless theater, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other!  Welcome to FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret Kindly join us inside the haunted Alberta Rose Theatre, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons- where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate… there’s no turning back now. Hurry back. We’re dying to tease you.  Featured performers TBA. Our tickets sell quickly – purchase early!  Lacy Productions have a history of selling out!   Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door.   21 & over only   Review our venue FAQ here

FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

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When hinges creak in a doorless theater, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other!  Welcome to FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret Kindly join us inside the haunted Alberta Rose Theatre, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons- where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate… there’s no turning back now. Hurry back. We’re dying to tease you.  Featured performers TBA. TICKETS: $30 GA Advance $40 GA At the Door $45 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 7 rows of the center section – available in advance only)Our tickets sell quickly – purchase early!  Lacy Productions have a history of selling out!   Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door.   21 & over only   Review our venue FAQ here

FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

etix FOOLISH 3252351741892434

When hinges creak in a doorless theater, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other!  Welcome to FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret Kindly join us inside the haunted Alberta Rose Theatre, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons- where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate… there’s no turning back now. Hurry back. We’re dying to tease you.  Featured performers TBA. Our tickets sell quickly – purchase early!  Lacy Productions have a history of selling out!   Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door.   21 & over only   Review our venue FAQ here

Fly Through Time with Leapin’ Louie Lichtenstein – A Cowboy Circus About Animals Who Fly

Leapin’ Louie Lichtenstein uses circus, cowboy tricks, a six foot unicycle, and lots of comedy to explore all those wild critters, including us, who fly. In 400 million years five amazing groups of animals developed flight: Insects, pterosaurs, birds, bats and finally —humans.  Only 66 years after the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, —we landed on the moon.   We’re moving so fast! Can we leave enough room for our amazing wild ecosystems as we jet into the future? You’ve seen him flinging rope, whips and craziness at the White Album Christmas.  Leapin’ Louie is a master of physical comedy, trick roping, whip cracking, and juggling. He has performed  one-person Leapin’ Louie shows in 35 different countries around the world, including many tours in Europe, Japan, and Australia.   Leapin’ Louie has decided to turn his comedy and cowboy circus skills towards the celebration of the wild diversity of animals on this beautiful planet.  It’s weird and fun. https://comedytricks.comWatch a video from Flying Through Time:https://youtu.be/1mthxBWe6yM?si=y_JOeVMagLJmS9tA    “Lichtenstein, a multi-talented performer, has to be seen to be believed.”–The Oregonian “‘Awesome’ is a terrible word, but there’s no shame using it – in the truest sense – to describe Leapin’ Louie”  Broadway Baby  â˜† ☆ ☆ ☆ (Edinburgh Fringe Festival)  “it’s the Wild West lasso-wielding clown Leapin’ Louie Lichtenstein who’s going to make the $20 price tag well worth your time. The man is freaking amazing. The crowd lost it after every one of his acts—from the 20-foot diameter lasso he swung overhead while riding a super-tall unicycle, to the bull whip he cracked at the front row’s faces.”  –Portland Mercury Tickets:$10 Children 17 & Under$18 Adult Minors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardianReview our Health & Safety Policies HERE

Fly Through Time with Leapin’ Louie Lichtenstein – A Cowboy Circus About Animals Who Fly

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Leapin’ Louie Lichtenstein uses circus, cowboy tricks, a six foot unicycle, and lots of comedy to explore all those wild critters, including us, who fly. In 400 million years five amazing groups of animals developed flight: Insects, pterosaurs, birds, bats and finally —humans.  Only 66 years after the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, —we landed on the moon.   We’re moving so fast! Can we leave enough room for our amazing wild ecosystems as we jet into the future? You’ve seen him flinging rope, whips and craziness at the White Album Christmas.  Leapin’ Louie is a master of physical comedy, trick roping, whip cracking, and juggling. He has performed  one-person Leapin’ Louie shows in 35 different countries around the world, including many tours in Europe, Japan, and Australia.   Leapin’ Louie has decided to turn his comedy and cowboy circus skills towards the celebration of the wild diversity of animals on this beautiful planet.  It’s weird and fun. https://comedytricks.comWatch a video from Flying Through Time:https://youtu.be/1mthxBWe6yM?si=y_JOeVMagLJmS9tA    “Lichtenstein, a multi-talented performer, has to be seen to be believed.”–The Oregonian “‘Awesome’ is a terrible word, but there’s no shame using it – in the truest sense – to describe Leapin’ Louie”  Broadway Baby  â˜† ☆ ☆ ☆ (Edinburgh Fringe Festival)  “it’s the Wild West lasso-wielding clown Leapin’ Louie Lichtenstein who’s going to make the $20 price tag well worth your time. The man is freaking amazing. The crowd lost it after every one of his acts—from the 20-foot diameter lasso he swung overhead while riding a super-tall unicycle, to the bull whip he cracked at the front row’s faces.”  –Portland Mercury Tickets:$10 Children 17 & Under$18 Adult Minors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardianReview our venue FAQ here

Night Flight presents Sea of Dreams – An Underwater Circus

Raise the anchor, hoist the mainsail and journey with Pirate Captain Jack StockLynn of Sir Cupcake’s Queer Circus on a nautical adventure that is not to be missed.  Watch as a mystical mermaid twirls in an aerial net, deep sea creatures float above the audience, and a sparkling starfish performs inhuman feats of strength. Reserve your berth early and do not tempt Poseidon’s wrath, for a host of drowned sailors seek the lost treasure of…the Sea of Dreams. Making port at the Alberta Rose Theatre February 29th – March 2nd, 2024.  VIP seat location is front rows of center section. Preferred section not reserved seats, first come first serve seating. TICKETS: $39 GA Advance$50 GA Day of Show $55 VIP (seating in the first 7 rows of the center section – available in advance only)This show is PG13. Minors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardian