Mortified – 9 PM Show

A cast of Portlanders are ready to share their shame on stage. Don’t miss the nation-wide sensation right here in your own home town! TICKETS:General Admission $20At the Door $24Preferred Seating $28 (seating in the first 7 rows of the center section)Proof of covid vaccination, at least two weeks before the event is required to attend this show.Bring your card or a picture of your card and a matching ID. Ages 18+ only Per OLCC rules, ages 18 – 20 must be accompanied by a parent or guardianCLICK HERE for the latest information on our health and safety policies.
CALL ME A PUSSY – featuring Laura Stokes – A One-Woman Circus About Burlesque with special guest Kris Deelane

A new show by award winning circus artist Laura Stokes, CALL ME A PUSSY, draws from the rich history of the early burlesque movement to create an hour and a half of emotionally potent, upbeat, eccentric and politically relevant entertainment art. Equal parts comedy, contortion, virtuosic feats & variety-show, Laura’s performance weaves together a story of archetypes that challenge sexism, individualism, and nationalism and ultimately work to subvert the very stereotypes that they portray. CALL ME A PUSSY is at once strikingly pertinent to our times, and a timeless celebration of the performed female, a feast for the eyes, heart and intellect.Local singer/songwriter/bandleader Kris Deelane opens with a solo acoustic set. Tickets: $25 Advance$30 At the Door 21 & Over CLICK HERE for the latest information on our health and safety policies.
CALL ME A PUSSY – featuring Laura Stokes – A One-Woman Circus About Burlesque • with special guest Glitterfox

A new show by award winning circus artist Laura Stokes, CALL ME A PUSSY, draws from the rich history of the early burlesque movement to create an hour and a half of emotionally potent, upbeat, eccentric and politically relevant entertainment art. Equal parts comedy, contortion, virtuosic feats & variety-show, Laura’s performance weaves together a story of archetypes that challenge sexism, individualism, and nationalism and ultimately work to subvert the very stereotypes that they portray. CALL ME A PUSSY is at once strikingly pertinent to our times, and a timeless celebration of the performed female, a feast for the eyes, heart and intellect.Fabulous indie-folk trio Glitterfox opens the show. Tickets: $25 Advance$30 At the Door 21 & Over CLICK HERE for the latest information on our health and safety policies.
Michael Namkung – Good Pain: The Art of Being Hurt

There is good in your pain. When you stop running from it, its secret language reveals the hidden doors of greater joy and happiness. Join Michael Namkung for an evening of poetry, storytelling and total bodily collapse.Opening musical performance by Steven Gosvener. $25 General Admission $40 Preferred Seating/VIP (includes seating in the first 5 rows of the center section, a copy of Michael’s book of poems entitled Good Pain, and Steven’s first solo album, Ungrieved) Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
Michael Namkung – Good Pain: The Art of Being Hurt

What happens when we meet physical and emotional pain with openness, creativity, and resilience?Join Michael Namkung for an evening of poetry, storytelling and strenuous art-making in a powerful live performance that demonstrates how creative self-expression reveals the most resilient parts of ourselves.This one-man show is a fundraiser for Ultimate Peace, an international organization that confronts cultural division and societal inequity through its groundbreaking ultimate, community-building, and leadership programs for youth. Proceeds from Michael’s performance will help fund Camp Ultimate Peace this coming July, where he will be teaching performance art and coaching ultimate to youth from diverse communities all over North America. Tickets$25 General Admission (includes one raffle ticket)$45 VIP (includes Preferred Seating in the first several rows of the center section, a copy of Michael’s book of poems entitled Good Pain and two raffle tickets. Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
BOOKLOVER’S BURLESQUE: The Sci-Fi Edition

“In science fiction, we dream…” -Ray Bradbury Journey through time and space into worlds where dreams are born as Lacy Productions and The Alberta Rose Theatre present BOOKLOVER’S BURLESQUE: The Sci-Fi Edition Booklover’s Burlesque is the world’s sexiest literary salon which matches titillating, inspiring, and empowering book readings with burlesque, boylesque, and draglesque performances all in one show! Professional readers, actors, and/or local authors & writers read aloud a piece of poetry, fiction (from any genre), memoir, non-fiction, etc, which is then followed by a burlesque performance inspired by the piece. Join us as we expand our minds, explore the unknown, and boldly go where Booklover’s Burlesque has never gone before! Cast TBA Feel the heat of supernova sensuality with us! BOOKLOVER’S BURLESQUE: The Sci-Fi Edition Come curious. Leave transformed. Grab your tickets in advance- our tickets sell fast! $25 GA Advance $30 GA At the Door $35 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 6 rows of the center section – available in advance only) —— Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door. 21 & over only Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
A BURLY CAROL: A Burlesque Tale

Warm yourself from winter’s chill with the most sexy of holiday ghost tales that ever was told as Lacy Productions and The Alberta Rose Theater presents… A BURLY CAROL: A Burlesque Tale Inspired by “A Christmas Carol” on Wednesday, December 20 & Thursday, December 21, 2023 at The Alberta Rose Theatre in Portland, OR TICKET PRICES:$25 GA Advance$35 GA At the Door$40 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 7 rows of the center section – available in advance only) Don’t be a humbug… get your tickets today! Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door. 21 & over only Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
DAPPERLESQUE: A Gender Bending Burlesque Cabaret

Dare to be different. Dare to be desirous. Dare to be DAPPER. Experience a stylishly seductive, decidedly debonair gender bending medley of burlesque and drag as Lacy Productions and The Alberta Rose Theatre present DAPPERLESQUE: A Gender Bending Burlesque Cabaret Doors at 7pmShow at 8pm Bringing you the most smartly-dressed, dashingly sultry, and dare we say rakish performance artists from burlesque, boylesque, draglesque, and drag king communities around the world – here to cut a fine sexy figure, share the many, many forms of Dapperness, and seduce us all from upon their royal stage.Lacy Productions bring together sauciness, sophistication, intelligence and sexiness to all their shows! Join us as we welcome you most intimately into the decadence that is DAPPERLESQUE. Are you ready?—–Cast to be announced SOON! TICKETS: $25 GA Advance $35 GA At the Door $40 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 5 rows of the center section – available in advance only)(Our tickets sell quickly – purchase early! Lacy Productions have a history of selling out! ) Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door. 21 & over only Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
DAPPERLESQUE: A Gender Bending Burlesque Cabaret

It’s time to show your pride… DAPPER style! Dare to be different. Dare to be desirous. Dare to be DAPPER. Experience a stylishly seductive, decidedly debonair gender bending medley of burlesque and drag during PRIDE month as Lacy Productions and The Alberta Rose Theatre present DAPPERLESQUE: A Gender Bending Burlesque Cabaret Doors at 7pmShow at 8pm Bringing you the most smartly-dressed, dashingly sultry, and dare we say rakish performance artists from burlesque, boylesque, draglesque, and drag king communities around the world- here to cut a fine sexy figure, share the many, many forms of Dapperness, and seduce us all from upon their royal stage.Lacy Productions bring together sauciness, sophistication, intelligence and sexiness to all their shows! Join us as we welcome you most intimately into the decadence that is DAPPERLESQUE. Are you ready?—–Cast to be announced SOON! Hosted by Whiskey Rick——ADVANCE TICKETS:(Grab your tickets in advance- Lacy Productions has a history of selling out!) $25 GA Advance$30 GA At the Door$35 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 6 rows of the center section – available in advance only) Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door.21 & over only
FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

When hinges creak in a doorless theater, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other! Welcome to FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret Kindly join us inside the haunted Alberta Rose Theatre, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons- where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate… there’s no turning back now. Hurry back. We’re dying to tease you. Featured performers TBA. TICKETS: $25 GA Advance $35 GA At the Door $40 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 7 rows of the center section – available in advance only)(Our tickets sell quickly – purchase early! Lacy Productions have a history of selling out! ) Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door. 21 & over only Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE