Tony Starlight Show Turns 30
What started out as a joke in 1993 at Mark’s Hawthorne Pub, will now be a joke in 2023 at Alberta Rose Theatre! Join Tony Starlight and his amazing band to help celebrate thirty years in show business. This show will be a little bit of everything Tony has performed over his career. From his early days as a lounge singer, to his years as the owner of Tony Starlight’s Supperclub and Lounge and Tony Starlight Showroom, to performing in packed theaters, this promises to be a glorious retrospective of a very strange career. Song parodies, Sinatra, Neil Diamond, Elton John, TV Themes, Cowboy Songs, ‘70’s AM Gold, and ‘80’s hits. Tony will have you laughing, singing, and dancing in the aisles of the Alberta Rose Theatre. Tickets:General Admission $30Preferred Seating $45 (seating in the first 7 rows of the center section) Minors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardian. Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
It’s a Tony Starlight Christmas – Matinée and Live Stream
“It’s a Tony Starlight Christmas” has been a Portland holiday tradition for the last fifteen years, and this December it is being performed exclusively on the stage of Alberta Rose Theatre. Tony’s Christmas show is a throwback to classic television variety shows when legends like Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, Gene Autry, and Frank Sinatra sang songs and spread holiday cheer far and wide. You couldn’t help but feel the warmth and glow of the season. “It’s a Tony Starlight Christmas” brings back these uplifting holiday traditions and puts a fresh, comedic spin on them. Tony and his magnificent band also perform songs from such holiday specials as Scrooge and several tunes from the Rankin and Bass animated television specials from the sixties. No other show has such a variety of Christmas Classics! From swinging standards to comedy routines where Joe Friday arrests Frosty the Snowman; from impressions of Jimmy Durante and Neil Diamond to duets with guest vocalists Barbara Ayars and Thea Enos. These are the only public Christmas shows Tony and his crew are performing this year, so don’t miss out! General Admission $30 – SOLD OUTPreferred Seating $45 ONLY ONE PREFERRED TICKET LEFT!LIVE STREAM $20 (Watch the show from the comfort of your own device)Proceeds from the live stream will be donated to Tony Starlight’s Kenya Music Mission, which brings instruments to the people of Kisumu, Kenya. Minors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardian. Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
It’s a Tony Starlight Christmas – 5 PM Show
“It’s a Tony Starlight Christmas” has been a Portland holiday tradition for the last fifteen years, and this December it is being performed exclusively on the stage of Alberta Rose Theatre. Tony’s Christmas show is a throwback to classic television variety shows when legends like Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, Gene Autry, and Frank Sinatra sang songs and spread holiday cheer far and wide. You couldn’t help but feel the warmth and glow of the season. “It’s a Tony Starlight Christmas” brings back these uplifting holiday traditions and puts a fresh, comedic spin on them. Tony and his magnificent band also perform songs from such holiday specials as Scrooge and several tunes from the Rankin and Bass animated television specials from the sixties. No other show has such a variety of Christmas Classics! From swinging standards to comedy routines where Joe Friday arrests Frosty the Snowman; from impressions of Jimmy Durante and Neil Diamond to duets with guest vocalists Barbara Ayars and Thea Enos. These are the only public Christmas shows Tony and his crew are performing this year, so don’t miss out! General Admission $30Preferred Seating $45 (seating in the first 8 rows of the center section) Minors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardian. Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
Tony Starlight’s Musical Variety Show with The All-Star Horns
Tony Starlight Presents A Musical Variety Show A Night of Music and Laughter with Tony Starlight and the All-Star Horns Join Tony Starlight and the All-Star Horns for a night of music and laughter. Tony and crew will perform songs from Frank Sinatra, Neil Diamond and Elton John. Everything from TV themes to ‘70s and ‘80s hits, song parodies and more. And along with guest vocalists Barbara Ayars and Thea Enos, a second set tribute to the music of James Bond! As always, Tony makes the show special with comedic monologues and audience interaction. General Admission $30Preferred Seating $50 (seating in the first 7 rows of the center section) Minors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardian. Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
Tony Starlight presents Neil Diamond’s 80th Birthday Tribute
Tony Starlight Presents Neil Diamond’s 80th Birthday Tribute A Music and Comedic Tribute to the Anointed One Musical comedian Tony Starlight shall Neil before you! Starlight fronts a seven-piece band that performs a loving tribute to Neil Diamond with equal parts heart and laughter. Musically the performance is spot on, in fact Tony Starlight sounds so much like Diamond, that fans have remarked, “it’s eerie!” But what makes this show special are the laughs. Whether its monologues about the lifestyle of a living legend and the burdens of carrying around such enormous talent, or challenging the audience to perform better, or an all-new take on “You Don’t Bring me Flowers”, no other Diamond tribute is this much fun. And we guarantee it’s the only tribute with simulated figure skating! Here’s the kicker: Even people who don’t like Neil Diamond, like this show! (You know what you call people who don’t like Neil Diamond, don’t ya? LIARS!) Neil Diamond turned eighty on January 24, 2021. Portland, you missed it while in lockdown! Well, it’s not too late to celebrate the music and artistry of one of the greatest living singer-songwriters. General Admission $30Preferred Seating $50 (seating in the first 7 rows of the center section) Minors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardian. Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
Tony Starlight Will Lift Your Spirits
Tony Starlight Will Lift Your Spirits$45 VIP$30 General Admission Tony Starlight, his wonderful band, and special guests will lift your spirits at Alberta Rose Theatre on Thursday, March 3, 2022 at 7:30 pm. Two years since the virus triggered lockdowns and assembly restrictions that altered our lives forever, it’s high time we gathered to laugh, sing songs we know by heart, raise our hands to the sky, and sway back and forth with our neighbors. Quite simply, we need to “be” together. Tony wants the people of Portland to know: The moments we spend together are Precious and Few – and You’ve Got A Friend in me. Furthermore, I’m Still Standin’, I’ve Got You Under My Skin, I Can’t Smile Without You, and I Can’t Help Falling In Love With You. So Come On, Get Happy at Alberta Rose Theatre! These Days Are Ours! Love Is All Around! I guarantee this show will make you feel “so good, so good, so good!” Tony Starlight: guitar, vocalsCraig Bidondo: keyboards, vocalsDennis Caiazza: bass, vocalsNick O’Donnell: electric guitar, fiddle, vocalsMicah Hummel: drumsBarbara Ayars: vocalsBo Ayars: keyboard tonystarlight.com Fully vaccinated minors ok with parent/guardian COVID SAFETY POLICY: All ticket holders are required to show proof of full COVID vaccination. This means that ticket holders have received their final vaccination dose of either the two-dose regimen of the Pfizer or Moderna vaccines or one dose of Johnson & Johnson at least 14 days prior to the event date. A negative covid test will not be accepted for entry. Please get boosted if eligible. Also, in accordance with state and local guidelines, face masks are required for entry. Masks must completely cover nose and mouth. Gaiters and bandanas are not acceptable. Please wear a high-filtration efficiency mask with a tight fit to the face, such as a KN95 or N95.Masks must be worn at all times except while actively eating or drinking. Prolonged periods of mask removal are not permitted for eating or drinking—masks must be worn between bites and sips.Children ages 4 and under, for whom there is currently no vaccine available, are not permitted to attend. Ages 5 and up must provide proof of a full course vaccination. This means 14 days have passed since the completed vaccination.___________________________________________________________Please do not attend the show if you are feeling sick in any way. The mandate stipulates that performers in live theater events are not required to be masked. In most cases, our performers will not be masked. Depending on the audience size, distancing may not be possible.This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level. These guidelines may change prior to performance.
The Love Ball – NYE Party with High Step Society, Saloon Ensemble and Pink Lady’s “Cat’s Meow” Burlesque
]The Saloon Ensemble presentsThe Love BallNYE 2022Featuring:High Step Society – musical scotch on mechanical rocks.The Saloon Ensemble – performing a special disco-flavored dance set of love!Pink Lady’s “The Cat’s Meow!” – a live jazz/burlesque experience: featuring the amazing Pink Lady Diann & World-renowned sensations Izhonny & more!DJ room with Montel Spinoza and special guests!Food! Drink! And hearts erupting love Everywhere!$40 Advance$50 At the Door 21 & Over Only Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
It’s a Tony Starlight Christmas – Matinée
“It’s a Tony Starlight Christmas” has been a Portland holiday tradition for the last fifteen years, and this December it is being performed exclusively on the stage of Alberta Rose Theatre. Tony’s Christmas show is a throwback to classic television variety shows when legends like Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, Gene Autry, and Frank Sinatra sang songs and spread holiday cheer far and wide. You couldn’t help but feel the warmth and glow of the season. “It’s a Tony Starlight Christmas” brings back these uplifting holiday traditions and puts a fresh, comedic spin on them. Tony and his magnificent band also perform songs from such holiday specials as Scrooge and several tunes from the Rankin and Bass animated television specials from the sixties. No other show has such a variety of Christmas Classics! From swinging standards to comedy routines where Joe Friday arrests Frosty the Snowman; from impressions of Jimmy Durante and Neil Diamond to duets with guest vocalists Barbara Ayars and Thea Enos. These are the only two public Christmas shows Tony and his crew are performing this year, so don’t miss out! The show will also be live streamed for free on Tony’s YouTube Channel, so those unable to join us in person can experience the joy of music and laughter this holiday season. General Admission $30Preferred Seating $45 (seating in the first 7 rows of the center section) For the health and safety of everyone, at this time, entry to the Alberta Rose Theatre requires proof of a full course of COVID vaccination. Masks are required in all indoor public spaces per the current State of Oregon mandate. Depending on the audience size, distancing may not be possible. Minors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardian. 4 years old and under will not be permitted. 5 and older must have proof of vaccination and a matching ID for entry. Please do not attend the show if you are feeling sick in any way. We will exchange or reschedule your ticket. The mandate stipulates that performers in live theater events are not required to be masked. Our performers will not be masked during this performance. This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level. These guidelines may change prior to performance.
It’s a Tony Starlight Christmas – 5 PM Show
“It’s a Tony Starlight Christmas” has been a Portland holiday tradition for the last fifteen years, and this December it is being performed exclusively on the stage of Alberta Rose Theatre. Tony’s Christmas show is a throwback to classic television variety shows when legends like Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, Gene Autry, and Frank Sinatra sang songs and spread holiday cheer far and wide. You couldn’t help but feel the warmth and glow of the season. “It’s a Tony Starlight Christmas” brings back these uplifting holiday traditions and puts a fresh, comedic spin on them. Tony and his magnificent band also perform songs from such holiday specials as Scrooge and several tunes from the Rankin and Bass animated television specials from the sixties. No other show has such a variety of Christmas Classics! From swinging standards to comedy routines where Joe Friday arrests Frosty the Snowman; from impressions of Jimmy Durante and Neil Diamond to duets with guest vocalists Barbara Ayars and Thea Enos. These are the only two public Christmas shows Tony and his crew are performing this year, so don’t miss out! General Admission $30Preferred Seating $45 (seating in the first 7 rows of the center section) For the health and safety of everyone, at this time, entry to the Alberta Rose Theatre requires proof of a full course of COVID vaccination. Masks are required in all indoor public spaces per the current State of Oregon mandate. Depending on the audience size, distancing may not be possible. Minors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardian. 4 years old and under will not be permitted. 5 and older must have proof of vaccination and a matching ID for entry. Please do not attend the show if you are feeling sick in any way. We will exchange or reschedule your ticket. The mandate stipulates that performers in live theater events are not required to be masked. Our performers will not be masked during this performance. This information is provided so each patron can make a well-informed decision based on their own personal comfort level. These guidelines may change prior to performance.
It’s a Tony Starlight Christmas – Matinée
“It’s a Tony Starlight Christmas” has been a Portland holiday tradition for the last fifteen years, and this December it is being performed exclusively on the stage of Alberta Rose Theatre. Tony’s Christmas show is a throwback to classic television variety shows when legends like Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, Gene Autry, and Frank Sinatra sang songs and spread holiday cheer far and wide. You couldn’t help but feel the warmth and glow of the season. “It’s a Tony Starlight Christmas” brings back these uplifting holiday traditions and puts a fresh, comedic spin on them. Tony and his magnificent band also perform songs from such holiday specials as Scrooge and several tunes from the Rankin and Bass animated television specials from the sixties. No other show has such a variety of Christmas Classics! From swinging standards to comedy routines where Joe Friday arrests Frosty the Snowman; from impressions of Jimmy Durante and Neil Diamond to duets with guest vocalists Barbara Ayars and Thea Enos. These are the only two public Christmas shows Tony and his crew are performing this year, so don’t miss out! General Admission $30Preferred Seating $45 (seating in the first 7 rows of the center section) Minors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardian. Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE
