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Broke Gravy’s Penultimate Night 2024 with special guest esperanza spalding

It’s New Year’s Eve Eve, time to celebrate with some improv comedy, storytelling, and LIVE MUSIC!!! Before Undisputed Geniuses of Comedy Broke Gravy go on a hiatus from regular performing in 2025, they had to get together a lineup of some of their favorite artists—including a collaboration with Portland multi-instrumentalist esperanza spalding! We’ll improvise the comedy, esperanza will improvise the music that scores the night.   NOT TO BE MISSED.  Live from the Alberta Rose Theatre—join Chris, Leon, and Eric for a night of unfiltered conversation, idiosyncratic characters, and the joy of unknown possibilities—a show you’ve never seen before, and will never see again. Tickets$30 Advance$40 At the DoorThis event is 21+Review our venue FAQ here

Fly Through Time with Leapin’ Louie Lichtenstein – A Cowboy Circus About Animals Who Fly

Fly Through Timewith Leapin’ LouieA comedy cowboy circus about animals who fly   Featuring giant lasso tricks, 6 foot unicycle, juggling stunts and crazy comedy, a science show about animals that is highly entertaining for adults and kids.   In 400 million years five amazing groups of animals developed flight: Insects, pterosaurs, birds, bats and finally —humans.  Only 66 years after the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, we landed on the moon! Cool science for all ages and a strong ecological theme for Earth day weekend.  You’ve seen Leapin’ Louie at White Album Christmas. A master of comedy, trick roping, whip-cracking, he has performed one-person Leapin’ Louie shows in 35 different nations around the world, on six continents.  “‘Awesome’ is a terrible word, but there’s no shame using it – in the truest sense – to describe Leapin’ Louie”  Broadway Baby  ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ (Edinburgh Fringe Festival) “Lichtenstein, a multi-talented performer, has to be seen to be believed.”
–Portland Oregonian   Tickets:$12 Children 17 & Under$20 Adult Minors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardianReview our venue FAQ here

Fly Through Time with Leapin’ Louie Lichtenstein – A Cowboy Circus About Animals Who Fly

Fly Through Timewith Leapin’ LouieA comedy cowboy circus about animals who fly In 400 million years five amazing groups of animals developed flight: Insects, pterosaurs, birds, bats and —at the last instant—humans.  Only 66 years after the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, we landed on the moon.  Can we leave enough room for our wild ecosystems as we jet into the future? Featuring cowboy tricks, 6 foot unicycle, juggling stunts and crazy comedy, Leapin’ Louie makes biodiversity science highly entertaining for adults and kids. You’ve seen Leapin’ Louie at White Album Christmas. A master of trick roping, whip-cracking and physical comedy, he has performed  one-person Leapin’ Louie shows in 35 different nations around the world, on six continents.  https://comedytricks.comWatch a video from Flying Through Time:https://youtu.be/1mthxBWe6yM?si=y_JOeVMagLJmS9tA    “Lichtenstein, a multi-talented performer, has to be seen to be believed.”–The Oregonian “‘Awesome’ is a terrible word, but there’s no shame using it – in the truest sense – to describe Leapin’ Louie”  Broadway Baby  ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ (Edinburgh Fringe Festival)  “it’s the Wild West lasso-wielding clown Leapin’ Louie Lichtenstein who’s going to make the $20 price tag well worth your time. The man is freaking amazing. The crowd lost it after every one of his acts—from the 20-foot diameter lasso he swung overhead while riding a super-tall unicycle, to the bull whip he cracked at the front row’s faces.”  –Portland Mercury Tickets:$12 Children 17 & Under$20 Adult Minors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardianReview our venue FAQ here

Tim Matheson- “Damn Glad to Meet You” Live

Have you ever kissed Steven Spielberg’s wife? Has Rob Lowe ever stolen your nanny? Have you ever been asked for an autograph while scattering your father’s ashes?   Tim Matheson takes to the stage to share his stories and experiences from his extraordinary life—both in front of and behind the camera. Stamping popular culture since high school as the voice of Jonny Quest, into adulthood as Animal House’s iconic “Otter,” to the vilified Vice President Hoynes in The West Wing—Tim has been a part of dozens of projects that have shaped our collective consciousness. The actor of Fletch, Buried Alive, Bonanza, Up The Creek, and Virgin River is no stranger to kissing other people’s wives (professionally, of course) or to having his ass kicked the night before filming Animal House in a real-life fraternity brawl. Join Tim for an evening of tales that will make you laugh, shared from a lifetime of experiences working with true greats like Bob Hope, Jackie Gleason, Lucille Ball, and Anne Bancroft, to John Belushi, Chris Farley, Reba McEntire, Jane Seymour, Steven Spielberg, and Aaron Sorkin. This evening will be filled with rarely seen photographs and videos from Tim’s personal collection, as well as a Q&A session at the end. Tim Matheson-“Damn Glad to Meet You” Live is a once-in-a-lifetime experience with one of film and television’s most accomplished artists—don’t miss out!   BUY TICKETS:$35 General Admission   BUY THE BOOK: To purchase your copy of Tim Matheson’s new memoir “Damn Glad to Meet You” in advance and pick it up from the book booth at the venue on the day of the show CLICK HERE.   Minors OK with Parent or Guardian Review our venue FAQ here

Mortified – 9 PM Show

A cast of Portlanders are ready to share their shame on stage. Don’t miss the nation-wide sensation right here in your own home town! TICKETS:General Admission $20At the Door $24Preferred Seating $28 (seating in the first 7 rows of the center section) Ages 18+ only Per OLCC rules, ages 18 – 20 must be accompanied by a parent or guardianReview our venue FAQ here

LET IT GO: A Burlesque Tribute to Frozen

Come under our icy spell and escape into a sexy, swirling winter spectacle where frozen fractals flourish and you can let it all go as Lacy Productions and The Alberta Rose Theater present   LET IT GO: A Burlesque Tribute to FROZEN December 18th and 19th, 2024 at The Alberta Rose   Join us as we share our own tantalizing tale of identity and belonging inspired by the themes and characters of the classic fantasy FROZEN- but with a sultry burlesque twist sure to keep you warm as the storms rage on.  The cold never bothered us anyway. ❄️   Grab your tickets in advance – our tickets sell fast! $30 GA Advance$40 GA At the Door$45 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 7 rows of the center section – available in advance only) —— Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door. 21 & over only Come curious. Leave transformed. Review our venue FAQ here

LET IT GO: A Burlesque Tribute to Frozen

Come under our icy spell and escape into a sexy, swirling winter spectacle where frozen fractals flourish and you can let it all go as Lacy Productions and The Alberta Rose Theater present   LET IT GO: A Burlesque Tribute to FROZEN December 18th and 19th, 2024 at The Alberta Rose   Join us as we share our own tantalizing tale of identity and belonging inspired by the themes and characters of the classic fantasy FROZEN- but with a sultry burlesque twist sure to keep you warm as the storms rage on.  The cold never bothered us anyway. ❄️   Grab your tickets in advance – our tickets sell fast! $30 GA Advance$40 GA At the Door$45 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 7 rows of the center section – available in advance only) —— Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door. 21 & over only Come curious. Leave transformed. Review our venue FAQ here

The She Rose Show

A Rose Blooms When She’s Ready   Brought to you by Marya Stark and Sedona Swan Soulfire, ‘The She Rose Show’ emerges as a transmission of beauty, hope and liberation. The show offers an immersive multi-modality experience of sacred song, dance, ritual theater, puppeteering & visuals in celebration of the emergent Divine Feminine. Drawing from the historical and archetypal mythos of the Goddess, this artistic adventure pays homage to the rise of the great ‘SHE’ & her many faces such as Wolf Woman, Wise Weaver, Oracle Priestess, & Sacred Mother. She Rose features the anthemic music of international touring artist Marya Stark, supported by Daniel Berkman, Chakaara Bliss and Rev Fa Jun, incorporating music from her albums Lineage, Sapphire, Underground River & unreleased music from her upcoming work VAS. Visionary choreography with dancer & ceremonialist Sedona Swan, featuring a multicultural cast of renowned embodiment artists including Dahlia Moon, Damion Bond, Ishra Blanco, MahaDevi Defoy, Moana Meyer and Schirin Chams-Diba. She Rose Show also welcomes Toni Tone Mikulka-Chang of ‘Giant Puppets Save The World’ with Giant Puppetry and Theatrical Ambiance. Come experience ‘The She Rose Show’ & participate in a collective ceremony to remember the truth of our extraordinary human nature, rise from the collective shadows, celebrate the feminine, and bloom of the rose of the heart.   Tickets:Rosebud (General – $28): Standard ticket for the show. $35 at the door Blossom (Supporter – $50): For those who want to help the show and artists bloom further.Full Bloom (Benefactor – $100): A generous contribution to help the show and its artists flourish.All tickets offer the same seating and experience, but if you feel extra resourced, we welcome your support. The higher tiers (Blossom & Full Bloom) are a way to generously support our artists and production.Minors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardian.  Recommended for mature teenagers and older.Review our venue FAQ here

The She Rose Show

A Rose Blooms When She’s Ready   Brought to you by Marya Stark and Sedona Swan Soulfire, ‘The She Rose Show’ emerges as a transmission of beauty, hope and liberation. The show offers an immersive multi-modality experience of sacred song, dance, ritual theater, puppeteering & visuals in celebration of the emergent Divine Feminine. Drawing from the historical and archetypal mythos of the Goddess, this artistic adventure pays homage to the rise of the great ‘SHE’ & her many faces such as Wolf Woman, Wise Weaver, Oracle Priestess, & Sacred Mother.   She Rose features the anthemic music of international touring artist Marya Stark, supported by Chakaara Bliss, Daniel Berkman and Rev Fa Jun, incorporating music from her albums Lineage, Sapphire, Underground River & unreleased music from her upcoming work VAS.   Visionary choreography with dancer & ceremonialist Sedona Swan, featuring a multicultural cast of renowned embodiment artists including Dahlia Moon, Damion Bond, Ishra Blanco, MahaDevi Defoy, Tatia Schirin Chams-Diba, and Tatia  Come experience ‘The She Rose Show’ & participate in a collective ceremony to remember the truth of our extraordinary human nature, rise from the collective shadows, celebrate the feminine, and bloom of the rose of the heart.   Tickets:Solidarity Ticket (Discount – $22 plus fees): Solidarity pricing for BIPOC, single mothers and alternatively abled community members (limited availability)Rosebud (General – $33 plus fees): Standard ticket for the show. $40 at the door Blossom (Supporter – $50 plus fees): For those who want to help the show and artists bloom further.Full Bloom (Benefactor – $100 plus fees): A generous contribution to help the show and its artists flourish.All tickets offer the same seating and experience, but if you feel extra resourced, we welcome your support. The higher tiers (Blossom & Full Bloom) are a way to generously support our artists and production.Minors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardian.  Recommended for mature teenagers and older.Review our venue FAQ here   ALL SALES ARE FINAL. PLEASE, DOUBLE CHECK YOUR ORDER BEFORE PURCHASING. NO REFUNDS.

The Nitemare B4 Xmas with special guest Mark Growden

“ALL TOGETHER, THAT AND THIS, WITH ALL OUR TRICKS, WE’RE MAKING CHRISTMAS TIME!”We’re back with The Saloon Ensemble‘s epic ALL AGES production of “The Nitemare B4 Xmas!!!!” featuring Kylee Wegner as Jack, Patrica Charms as Sally, Jason Wells as The Mayor, Noah Vail as Oogie Boogie, Dan Stauffer as Dr. F, Phil Sano as Sandy Claws, Richard Cawley, Iris Asher, and Stacey Ludlow as Lock, Shock, and Barrel, Julia Andalora as Zero, plus Jon Vancura on sax, Mike Danner on accordion, Jeremy Baron on mandolin, and Joe Hagel on drums. Portland’s legendary performance troupe The Saloon Ensemble will once again bring to the stage a live performance of the brilliant score complete with interactive SING-A-LONGS, a COSTUME CONTEST, everyone’s favorite SCREAMING CONTEST and many other ‘horrible’ surprises!   Celebrate the Halloween season with our annual production that’s been packing houses and delivering joyous fun for all spirits, young and old.This year we’re doing 4 shows. Friday and Saturday nights, and Saturday and Sunday matinees!”Saloon’s Nitemare is many kinds of show–a kid’s show, a variety show, a retelling of a seasonal myth, a big-band dance show, an enthusiastic singspiel–and there’s something timeless about that sort of despecialization; the production’s smattering of amateurish elements only added to that feeling. But that’s not to say that any of it was poorly performed–the show was grand, simply grand, and the band kicked ass…I hope this show runs for a century.”                     -Matthew Neil Andrews, Oregon Arts Watch (Read the whole review HERE)   Mark Growden opens the show with a set of his unique and inspiring original music performed on accordion and bicycle handlebars. Tickets:$35 Advance$45 At the Door$20 Children 12 & Under ADDITIONAL SHOWINGS:Friday, October 25th – 8 pm Saturday, October 26th – 3 pm Matinée Sunday, October 27th – 3 pm MatinéeReview our venue FAQ here

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