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J.A.W.Z. The Musical – in 3D!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into The Alberta Rose Theatre…     Celebrating the 50th ANNIVERSARY of the world’s most famous shark movie, The Saloon Ensemble returns after a decade with the live hit-comedy “J.A.W.Z. THE MUSICAL – IN 3D!” for another great run at the air-conditioned Alberta Rose Theatre September 19, 20, 21, 27 & 28!  New jokes, new choreography, new lighting, new sound!!!!     “Few recent productions can match J.A.W.Z. for sheer twisted audacity.” – Kate Madden, Portland Monthly “Bring your life preservers and a boat big enough to contain the madcap experience of “J.A.W.Z. The Musical – In 3D!” – Jamie Hale, The Oregonian       Minors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardian   Review our venue FAQ here   ALL SALES ARE FINAL. PLEASE, DOUBLE CHECK YOUR ORDER BEFORE PURCHASING. NO REFUNDS

J.A.W.Z. The Musical – in 3D!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into The Alberta Rose Theatre…     Celebrating the 50th ANNIVERSARY of the world’s most famous shark movie, The Saloon Ensemble returns after a decade with the live hit-comedy “J.A.W.Z. THE MUSICAL – IN 3D!” for another great run at the air-conditioned Alberta Rose Theatre September 19, 20, 21, 27 & 28!  New jokes, new choreography, new lighting, new sound!!!!     “Few recent productions can match J.A.W.Z. for sheer twisted audacity.” – Kate Madden, Portland Monthly “Bring your life preservers and a boat big enough to contain the madcap experience of “J.A.W.Z. The Musical – In 3D!” – Jamie Hale, The Oregonian       Rated R Minors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardian   Review our venue FAQ here   ALL SALES ARE FINAL. PLEASE, DOUBLE CHECK YOUR ORDER BEFORE PURCHASING. NO REFUNDS

J.A.W.Z. The Musical – in 3D!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into The Alberta Rose Theatre…     Celebrating the 50th ANNIVERSARY of the world’s most famous shark movie, The Saloon Ensemble returns after a decade with the live hit-comedy “J.A.W.Z. THE MUSICAL – IN 3D!” for another great run at the air-conditioned Alberta Rose Theatre September 19, 20, 21, 27 & 28!  New jokes, new choreography, new lighting, new sound!!!!     “Few recent productions can match J.A.W.Z. for sheer twisted audacity.” – Kate Madden, Portland Monthly “Bring your life preservers and a boat big enough to contain the madcap experience of “J.A.W.Z. The Musical – In 3D!” – Jamie Hale, The Oregonian       Rated R Minors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardian   Review our venue FAQ here   ALL SALES ARE FINAL. PLEASE, DOUBLE CHECK YOUR ORDER BEFORE PURCHASING. NO REFUNDS

J.A.W.Z. The Musical – in 3D!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into The Alberta Rose Theatre…     Celebrating the 50th ANNIVERSARY of the world’s most famous shark movie, The Saloon Ensemble returns after a decade with the live hit-comedy “J.A.W.Z. THE MUSICAL – IN 3D!” for another great run at the air-conditioned Alberta Rose Theatre September 19, 20, 21, 27 & 28!  New jokes, new choreography, new lighting, new sound!!!!     “Few recent productions can match J.A.W.Z. for sheer twisted audacity.” – Kate Madden, Portland Monthly “Bring your life preservers and a boat big enough to contain the madcap experience of “J.A.W.Z. The Musical – In 3D!” – Jamie Hale, The Oregonian       Rated R Minors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardian   Review our venue FAQ here   ALL SALES ARE FINAL. PLEASE, DOUBLE CHECK YOUR ORDER BEFORE PURCHASING. NO REFUNDS

J.A.W.Z. The Musical – in 3D!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into The Alberta Rose Theatre…     Celebrating the 50th ANNIVERSARY of the world’s most famous shark movie, The Saloon Ensemble returns after a decade with the live hit-comedy “J.A.W.Z. THE MUSICAL – IN 3D!” for another great run at the air-conditioned Alberta Rose Theatre September 19, 20, 21, 27 & 28!  New jokes, new choreography, new lighting, new sound!!!!     “Few recent productions can match J.A.W.Z. for sheer twisted audacity.” – Kate Madden, Portland Monthly “Bring your life preservers and a boat big enough to contain the madcap experience of “J.A.W.Z. The Musical – In 3D!” – Jamie Hale, The Oregonian       Rated R Minors ok when accompanied by a parent or guardian   Review our venue FAQ here   ALL SALES ARE FINAL. PLEASE, DOUBLE CHECK YOUR ORDER BEFORE PURCHASING. NO REFUNDS

BOYeurism: The Pride Spectacular!

IZOHNNY PRESENTS:   BOYeurism: The Pride Spectacular!  SAT JULY 19th (Pride Weekend!)   Step into the bold and breathtaking world of BOYeurism, an explosive celebration of queerness and creativity from the powerhouse duo IZOHNNY—Isaiah Esquire and Johnny Nuriel, known as the Goliaths of Glam. This dynamic pair is internationally acclaimed for their high-impact performances, combining elements of drag, burlesque, circus, and dance into one seamless and visually stunning experience. Their shows are unapologetically queer, fiercely inclusive, and always unforgettable. BOYeurism is a high-energy variety spectacle that breaks down binaries and elevates artistry. This Pride edition is a gender-expansive explosion of expression featuring drag, dance, live vocals, burlesque, circus, and more. It’s a feast for the senses and a full-throttle tribute to queer resilience, joy, and community.   This Pride edition will Feature – LEGENDARY ICONS!    Trinity K. Bonet is a celebrated drag performer, singer, and actor who gained prominence on Season 6 of the fabulous and Emmy award winning sensation, RuPaul’s Drag Race and returned as a top-five finalist on All Stars 6. Renowned for her electrifying lip-syncs and transformative celebrity impersonations, including standouts Whitney Houston ,and Beyoncé performance, Trinity has captivated audiences worldwide. Beyond the stage, In 2024, Trinity shared her personal journey as a proud trans woman, emphasizing her desire to live authentically as herself.    Lawanda Jackson is a legendary drag artist whose illustrious career spans over four decades. Originating from Portland, Oregon, she began her journey in the late 1970s, quickly becoming renowned for her dynamic impersonations of icons like Tina Turner and Janet Jackson. A highly decorated queen, Lawanda holds titles including Miss Gay USofA 2012 and Miss Gay USofA Classic 2009.  Beyond her performances, she is a dedicated mentor and coach, nurturing the next generation of drag talent. Her enduring presence and contributions have solidified her status as an inspiration within the drag community.   In addition to these Legendary Icons, BOYeurism will boast a wide and dazzling array of artists both locally and abroad! Get ready for some incredible surprises and announcements coming soon!    Don’t Miss This Night of Queer Magic Join us at the Alberta Rose Theatre for a one-night-only Pride spectacular that celebrates identity, community, and the art of being seen. BOYeurism is more than a show—it’s a movement!  Ages 18 & OverPeople ages 18 – 20 years old must be accompanied by a guardian 21+    Review our venue FAQ here ALL SALES ARE FINAL. PLEASE, DOUBLE CHECK YOUR ORDER BEFORE PURCHASING. NO REFUNDS.

Mortified – 6 PM Show

A cast of Portlanders are ready to share their shame on stage. Don’t miss the nation-wide sensation right here in your own home town! TICKETS:General Admission $20At the Door $24Preferred Seating $28 (seating in the first 7 rows of the center section) Ages 18+ only Per OLCC rules, ages 18 – 20 must be accompanied by a parent or guardian   Review our venue FAQ here

Mortified – 9 PM Show

A cast of Portlanders are ready to share their shame on stage. Don’t miss the nation-wide sensation right here in your own home town! TICKETS:General Admission $20At the Door $24Preferred Seating $28 (seating in the first 7 rows of the center section) Ages 18+ only Per OLCC rules, ages 18 – 20 must be accompanied by a parent or guardian   Review our venue FAQ here

The Stupidest Bitch Pageant – Season Five Finale

The Stupidest Bitch Pageant is a yearly competition and fundraiser, with the purpose of discovering which drag performer is so wild, so unhinged, so twisted, and so hilarious that they win the tiniest crown in Portland!   In a two-part comedy drag competition, 15 of the funniest drag artists in the PNW come together for the campiest, most ridiculous show you’ve ever seen. Round 1 will be hosted at the Clinton Street Theater, where 15 contestants bring a comedy routine to out-funny their competitors.  The top 7 will move on to the finals at Alberta Rose Theatre where the contestants must produce a runway look, an improv character, a talent, and a speech on why they deserve to win.  Featuring: Anyanka Juno Harm Khadijah Diamond Rolen Dice Solaaria Tanner Cheeks Phoenixx Wolfgang X Proceeds benefiting Outside In   This is an ages 21+ EventReview our venue FAQ here ALL SALES ARE FINAL. PLEASE, DOUBLE CHECK YOUR ORDER BEFORE PURCHASING. NO REFUNDS.

Mortified – 8 PM Show

A cast of Portlanders are ready to share their shame on stage. Don’t miss the nation-wide sensation right here in your own home town! TICKETS:General Admission $20At the Door $24Preferred Seating $28 (seating in the first 7 rows of the center section) Ages 18+ only Per OLCC rules, ages 18 – 20 must be accompanied by a parent or guardian   Review our venue FAQ here

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